"Don't go. Please don't go. I'll be cute. I promise! I won't ask for anything. Honest. You can just be you, and do your thing, and I'll just sit here and be cute and you can look at me and I'll be the best little dachsund ever, I promise. Oh no please don't go. Oh god. LOOK HOW LITTLE I AM AND MY BIG SWEET EYES OH GOD I'M NOT CUTE ENOUGH I'LL NEVER BE CUTE ENOUGH."
Photo Credit: Rich Anderson
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